One time when I was a lad I traveled through a desert. It was a very hot desert but we stumbled upon an oasis that had a very nice castle in it. We were welcomed as guests at the castle. The castle had numerous things to do. There was a indoor zoo in the castle and we saw some gorilla’s wrestling, and there and there were lama’s at this zoo one lama was a very nice lama he stuck his head through the fence and started eating a cheeseburger out of my hand. I got mad at the lama so we left to go see the cubs game. The cubs we winning eight to one and at the end of the game I caught a home run that was the best time I had in the desert.
After the game we went to a restaurant there was fried octopus there and it was really good. Well I thought it was good until Rosetta started puking it all up she puked up all eight legs one at a time it was so gross we decided not to eat there again. So we went back to the castle and started playing golf. When I was swinging I hit little Jimmy in the face and he got a big lump on his head. So we walked across the desert back home. That trip in the desert was the best time of my young life for I am now sixty three years old.